Politics EU Decides Peace Symbol Probably Had It Coming Bureaucrats conclude iconic bird guilty of ‘unauthorised tranquillity’ and failing to file… Biff Tankerton05/04/2025
Politics Transport Pothole Naming Rights: Petition for “Markle Mystery Hole” Gaining Traction Locals demand personal touch for every pit of despair. Piddlington-on-Sea’s council is… Biff Tankerton26/03/2025
Politics Travel Government Blows £9bn on Tunnel Linking Two Places Nobody Wants to Visit The Great British Money Pit Rolls On In a dazzling display of… Hedgewick Thistleton25/03/2025
Politics Government Solves Budget Crisis by Suggesting Poor People Try Being Less Poor In a bold move, the UK government has proposed a ground breaking… Hedgewick Thistleton18/03/2025
Economy Politics Chancellor’s Spring Statement to Include Bold Plans for ‘Economic Magic Beans’ Chancellor Bets the Farm on Economic Recovery—Literally. In a daring bid to… Biff Tankerton17/03/2025
Politics UK Parliament Debates If Debating Is Worth Debating Lawmakers Question the Value of Their Own Discussions in Marathon Session In… Hedgewick Thistleton16/03/2025
Lawn & Order Politics Police Seize 43 Terabytes of Free Speech in Anti-Opinion Crackdown We got to him just in time,” says Commissioner Sir Nigel Blusterworth,… Hedgewick Thistleton15/03/2025
Economy Politics ECB Admits Ideal Inflation as Elusive as Finding a Decent Baguette Outside France ECB’s 2% Inflation Target: The Unicorn of Monetary Policy In a revelation… Hedgewick Thistleton12/03/2025
Politics Trade Tariffs Threaten Champagne and Parmigiano; Americans Brace for ‘Cheese and Bubbly’ Apocalypse War on Fancy Snacks: America’s Elite Prepare for Rationing WASHINGTON – In… Biff Tankerton10/03/2025
Military Politics Germany Allowed to Play with Matches Again Because Ignoring Two World Wars Worked Out So Well In a decision… Hedgewick Thistleton09/03/2025
