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Bewildered British man staring at a newspaper headline that reads “Good News Exists!”. In the background, a red phone booth and a pigeon look equally confused.

Media

Good News Website Launch; Brits Struggle to Comprehend Concept of ‘Good News’

Confused citizens suspect new site is government propaganda or Banksy art installation.…

Biff Tankerton
23/03/2025

Media

BBC Regrets Not Investing in ‘Scandal Insurance’ After Huw Edwards Debacle

The BBC’s Latest Budget Blunder: Paying for Scandals Instead of Programming LONDON…

Hedgewick Thistleton
10/03/2025

Politics

EU Decides Peace Symbol Probably Had It Coming

Bureaucrats conclude iconic bird guilty of ‘unauthorised tranquillity’ and…

Biff Tankerton
05/04/2025

Trade

Civil Servants Spend Weeks Deciding if Retaliatory Tariff Should Apply to Peanut Butter Cups

Emergency Subcommittee Formed to Analyse Chocolate-to-Peanut Butter Ratio Impact on…

Biff Tankerton
04/04/2025

Education

Stabbing Statistics Confirm School Still Excellent Preparation For Modern Britain

Ministry lauds accidental curriculum for fostering ‘essential street-level…

Biff Tankerton
03/04/2025

Easter Bunny Chocolate Crisis: Greedy rabbit surrounded by tiny eggs and gold carrots.

Economy

Easter Bunny Blamed for ‘Egg-Sistential’ Shrinkflation Crisis

Bunny’s ‘Egg-xit’ Strategy Leaves Nation Shell-Shocked. The United…

Biff Tankerton
27/03/2025