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The Tom Cruise BFI Fellowship honours a huge film career, while Britain attempts the dangerous art of giving the action star an award at rest.
A BBC licence fee review considers funding after 2027, while households pay £174.50 for programmes, impartiality and an invoice with confidence.
Confused citizens suspect new site is government propaganda or Banksy art installation. In a bold and baffling twist, the website Good News English has launched, serving up cheerful stories to…
London Soundtrack Festival organisers have improved ordinary life by adding suspense strings to queues, lifts and declined card payments.
Clairvoyant’s Success Rate Now Rivals That of a Broken Clock In a development that has left statisticians and sceptics alike scratching their heads, self-proclaimed psychic Cassandra Moonbeam has accurately predicted…
Parents left devastated as black market ticket economy flourishes in primary school gymnasiums across England. TATTERWICK, England—In yet another staggering display of corporate dominance, TicketToutster has now secured control over…
Four-Girlfriend ‘Pyramid’ Sparks Envy Among Fans Struggling to Manage One In a revelation that has left both fans and mathematicians scratching their heads, R&B singer Ne-Yo recently introduced the world…
Royal DJ Spins Tunes to Appease the Masses In a move that has left both the aristocracy and the proletariat scratching their heads, King Charles III has launched his own…
The BBC’s Latest Budget Blunder: Paying for Scandals Instead of Programming LONDON – The British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) has reportedly been left clutching a £1.3 million invoice following the fallout…
