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Supreme Court Gives Oatly Slogan a Legal Breakfast
A Supreme Court dispute over Oatly’s “POST MILK GENERATION” slogan turns breakfast into a legal argument about milk, oats and trade marks.
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AI Safety Research Grants Meet a Calendar With Ambition
AI safety research grants support real study, while a fictional blank calendar seeks control of the agenda.
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Rail Freight Growth Target Meets a Tiny Container
A rail freight growth target sets a long term ambition, while a fictional container seeks strategic status.
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China export deals dress up Britain’s spreadsheet
China export deals bring billions in announced and projected activity, leaving Britain’s spreadsheet to practise its handshake and find a lanyard.
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Business Uncertainty Survey Finds Forecasts Still Guessing
A business uncertainty survey finds firms worried about turnover and labour costs, then produces a forecast explaining when they will discuss it again.
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December Retail Sales Report Meets a Triumphant Mannequin
A real December retail sales report meets a fictional mannequin determined to claim a cautious monthly rise as its own.
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Private markets stress exercise asks spreadsheet to picture storm
The Bank of England is testing private market finance under stress, while a spreadsheet tries to imagine a storm without alarming investors.
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PRA Lets Meetings Survive Without Annual Renewal
The PRA is moving some large firm reviews to a two year cycle, leaving one meeting room to discover that daylight still exists.
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Gilt Repo Market Seeks Resilience, Finds a Cushion
The Bank of England is considering ways to strengthen the gilt repo market, while one bond requests a cushion and a little professional respect.
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Water Pollution Plans Give the Jar a Lanyard
Water pollution plans become mandatory, while a fictional sample jar claims a senior accountability role.
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Financial Stability Report Says Banks Fear the Hamster Test
The Bank of England says UK banks are resilient, although the financial system still fears chatbots, printers and hamsters.
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Northern Ireland Progress Gives the Map an Action Owner
A Northern Ireland progress message brings a fictional map, noticeboard and model building into one unnecessary meeting.