Education
Government Lawyers Diversity Summer Scheme Trains Briefcase
More than 500 aspiring lawyers explored public service law through a summer scheme. The blank briefcase has applied for a place too.
Biff Tankerton
Self appointed General once reported that a minor breeze in Lawnland was “a full-scale invasion by air-based insurgents.” Demands Lawnland form a navy, despite the nation having no body of water. Claims to have “seen combat” but later admitted it was just a particularly aggressive game of Monopoly.
Business & Economy
Global Talent Visa Expansion Gives Britain A Bigger Welcome Mat
The Global Talent visa expansion opens a wider route for international researchers while Britain’s welcome mat applies for host organisation status.
Health & Lifestyle
Motor Neurone Disease Fast Tracked Care Meets Reality
A promised pathway aims to make support for people living with motor neurone disease less fragmented, while the paperwork remains suspiciously unhurried.
Business & Economy
Public Contracts Get Jobs Test, Spreadsheet Applies for Apprenticeship
A government procurement plan gives jobs, skills and local opportunities more weight. The blank spreadsheet sees a career opening.
Science & Technology
Government Unlocks Space, and the Satellite Requests a Visitor Pass
The UK Space Agency wants public bodies to adopt space technology, so naturally the satellite has applied for a procurement pathway.
Education
Chevening Türkiye Awards Open and the Suitcase Applies
Chevening Türkiye awards applications are open for fully funded one year UK master’s degrees, while a blank suitcase prepares its leadership statement.
Science & Technology
UKDI Security Open Call Gives the Suggestion Box Clearance
The UKDI Security Open Call offers up to £350,000 for security technology, prompting the blank suggestion box to seek operational impact.
Science & Technology
Farm Robots Receive £20m, and the Scarecrow Updates Its CV
Farm robot funding will support automated systems for planting, harvesting, livestock and forestry, while one small machine applies for management.
Business & Economy
Pigmeat Import Quota Licences and the One Transfer
Pigmeat import quota licences set out proof of trade, financial security and one controlled transfer for two specified orders.
Culture & Entertainment
UK Anti Doping Board Appointments Meet the Clipboard
New and returning members join the UK Anti Doping Board, giving the integrity clipboard another meeting to organise.