Self appointed General once reported that a minor breeze in Lawnland was “a full-scale invasion by air-based insurgents.” Demands Lawnland form a navy, despite the nation having no body of water. Claims to have “seen combat” but later admitted it was just a particularly aggressive game of Monopoly.
The Government’s proposed bank ring fencing reforms promise more flexible lending while keeping depositor protections in place.
The Government has commissioned an assessment of a possible North of England Olympics, creating a bid to consider considering a bid.
Homes England guidance asks developers to plan shops, services and public spaces before the bench demands planning powers.
HMRC updated two Corporation Tax validation files for developers creating accounts and computations in iXBRL format, sending the grid paper into an administrative panic.
The Magenta Book evaluation guidance update 2026 promotes stronger evidence, while a notebook subjects a teabag to the full machinery of government.
The Regulatory Policy Committee opinion supports a permanent framework for major sporting events, while the rolled banner audits the paperwork.
Thirty three projects will share £500,000 for Windrush Day 2026, while the paperwork tries to look culturally significant.
GOV.UK Chat launched in the GOV.UK App to help people find government support without the usual information maze, so the calculator has joined customer service.
Great British Energy Nuclear launched a public competition for Anglesey residents to name the planned Wylfa small modular reactor project.
The Citizens’ Rights Committee reviewed progress and unresolved problems, while its blank agenda applied for permanent residence.
