Self appointed General once reported that a minor breeze in Lawnland was “a full-scale invasion by air-based insurgents.” Demands Lawnland form a navy, despite the nation having no body of water. Claims to have “seen combat” but later admitted it was just a particularly aggressive game of Monopoly.
Marco Amitrano becomes Business Co Chair of the Professional and Business Services Council, giving collaboration another meeting and a very official clipboard.
The Government plans AI training and apprenticeships for young people while asking employers to preserve entry level work in an automated economy.
Government AI bootcamps and training aim to support young people into work, while a spreadsheet starts its own apprenticeship in optimism.
Regional mayors can request new powers, funding and partnerships, but Westminster still controls the timetable, the paperwork and possibly the biscuits.
Experts at Hand aims to bring SEND specialists into schools, while the building blocks confront the paperwork maze behind the promise.
The Mass Transit Taskforce will advise on integrated transport while the tram stop waits for someone to fund the journey.
The Government’s community batteries call for evidence could help renters and flat dwellers share renewable power, while the clipboard takes control.
The Universal United Kingdom Resort promises jobs, growth and billions in investment, while public infrastructure support prepares the route to a park still under construction.
The CMA gives publishers more control over Google search AI features, while the printing press demands a say in the machine room.
The Civil Aviation Bill promises modern airspace and stronger passenger rights, while Britain redesigns the queue for delayed flights.
