Business & Economy

Aberdeen Energy Zone Promises A Future With A Very Large Number

Aberdeen Energy Zone gets an ambitious investment forecast, a jobs projection and the paperwork needed to keep both safely in the future tense.

Three fictional adult energy planners laughing beside harbour cranes, blueprints and a small wind turbine model.
A satirical illustration of the Aberdeen Energy Zone preparing a large future at the harbour.

The Aberdeen Energy Zone could attract £1.7 billion in private investment and support up to 18,000 jobs. That is a huge promise, delivered in the calm voice usually reserved for a hotel breakfast.

In June, ministers confirmed the North East Scotland Investment Zone. It focuses on green industries, digital technology and the move away from oil and gas. The Aberdeen Energy Transition Zone sits beside Aberdeen South Harbour. Old infrastructure and new ambition now share a postcode.

Aberdeen Energy Zone meets the forecast

The government expects the wider zone to bring investment and jobs. Expectations do useful work in public policy. They carry a hard hat, point at a map and promise to return once the photographer has left.

The plan has real advantages. Aberdeen has energy expertise, a major harbour and a workforce that knows machinery from a decorative launch display. Those are serious assets. They deserve more than a wind turbine in a brochure wearing an optimistic expression.

The Bureau of Sustainable Biscuits welcomed the announcement. It asked whether the biscuits would use renewable flour. It also asked whether the money might disappear into a meeting about the biscuit storage strategy.

Investment gets a visitor badge

Hamish Hardhat, Manager of Things That Need A Proper Socket, said skills, capital and practical space matter. He then asked the room to build the warehouse before naming it a collaboration cathedral. Nobody objected. The branding team had already ordered the banner.

The Aberdeen Energy Zone can build on regional strengths in green energy, digital services and technology. That sounds sensible. It is also less dramatic than a consultant pointing at a harbour map until the map requests annual leave.

For now, the future is immaculate. Investment arrives on time. Training works first time. Every projected job appears wearing a visitor badge. The only missing item is reality, which has been asked to wait outside until the launch is over.

Source: the North East Scotland Investment Zone announcement

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