SIM Farms Banned After Bumper Crop Of Hello Mum Texts
SIM farms face a ban after producing industrial quantities of urgent messages from children who have mysteriously changed phone numbers.
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SIM farms face a ban after producing industrial quantities of urgent messages from children who have mysteriously changed phone numbers.
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