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We got to him just in time,” says Commissioner Sir Nigel Blusterworth, warning the public about the dangers of unchecked opinions. TATTERWICK, England—Following a pre-dawn operation in which authorities stormed…
Because nothing says “universal healthcare” like a fight to the death for antibiotics. LONDON – In a bold move to “streamline healthcare” and “eliminate waiting lists once and for all,”…
Company Ponders Why Users Aren’t Enthusiastic About Renting Functionality They Once Owned In a development that has left Adobe’s top brass scratching their heads, the software giant is reportedly baffled…
“Oh Look, Another One,” Says Jaded Lunar Resident In yet another desperate attempt to make space exploration exciting again, Firefly Aerospace has successfully landed its Blue Ghost lander on the…
Four-Girlfriend ‘Pyramid’ Sparks Envy Among Fans Struggling to Manage One In a revelation that has left both fans and mathematicians scratching their heads, R&B singer Ne-Yo recently introduced the world…
Move over mink; there’s a new fur in town. In a groundbreaking fusion of science and fashion, Colossal Biosciences has unveiled their latest creation: the Colossal Woolly Mouse. These genetically…
Royal DJ Spins Tunes to Appease the Masses In a move that has left both the aristocracy and the proletariat scratching their heads, King Charles III has launched his own…
“Why Does This Keep Happening Every Year?” In what meteorologists are calling “a deeply predictable event,” Scotland has once again been hit by snow, sending locals into an annual cycle…
ECB’s 2% Inflation Target: The Unicorn of Monetary Policy In a revelation that has economists and bakers alike raising their eyebrows, the European Central Bank (ECB) recently conceded that maintaining…
Airlines Brace for the Unthinkable: Passengers Enjoying More Personal Space In a development that has frequent flyers and claustrophobes alike raising their tray tables in surprise, major U.S. airlines have…
Why Sweat at the Gym When You Can Sweat Over Stock Prices? In a move that has left kale enthusiasts and treadmill manufacturers quaking in their sneakers, Swiss pharmaceutical giant…
Nation Plans to Celebrate Temporary Peace with ‘Ceasefirepalooza’ Extravaganza In a groundbreaking move towards peace, Ukraine has agreed to a U.S.-proposed 30-day ceasefire with Russia, prompting citizens to dust off…
