Health & Wellness Starmer Replaces NHS with ‘National Health Hunger Games’ Because nothing says “universal healthcare” like a fight to the death for… Hedgewick Thistleton14/03/2025
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Fashion Science Scientists Create Woolly Mice; Fashion Industry Excited for Tiny Fur Coats Move over mink; there’s a new fur in town. In a groundbreaking… Hedgewick Thistleton13/03/2025
Royal King Charles Apple Music Show: An Attempt to Connect with the ‘Commoners’ Royal DJ Spins Tunes to Appease the Masses In a move that… Hedgewick Thistleton13/03/2025
Transport Weather Scotland Surprised by Snow in Winter, Locals Demand Explanation “Why Does This Keep Happening Every Year?” In what meteorologists are calling… Hedgewick Thistleton12/03/2025
Economy Politics ECB Admits Ideal Inflation as Elusive as Finding a Decent Baguette Outside France ECB’s 2% Inflation Target: The Unicorn of Monetary Policy In a revelation… Hedgewick Thistleton12/03/2025
Business Travel Airlines Predict Lower Demand; Passengers Thrilled at Prospect of Empty Middle Seats Airlines Brace for the Unthinkable: Passengers Enjoying More Personal Space In a… Hedgewick Thistleton12/03/2025
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