The UK Space Agency has opened a £37 million space infrastructure funding round, sending one fictional rocket into administrative orbit.
A £62 million UK space technology package promises resilience and connectivity while a telescope audits the paperwork.
Government reforms expand small business finance, so the piggy bank demands a seat at the growth meeting and control of the biscuits.
The government says UK life sciences investment has attracted £3bn and could unlock 66,000 roles. Our test tube audits the promise.
The government says simpler regulation will support growth, while a bonsai prepares for the inevitable paperwork review.
The Defence Investment Plan promises fast boats, drones and amphibious ships for the UK Commando Force, while the little boat studies the paperwork.
The government says more than £100 billion in private clean energy investment announcements has been secured, although much remains pending a final decision.
The Universal United Kingdom Resort promises jobs, growth and billions in investment, while public infrastructure support prepares the route to a park still under construction.
New LGPS regulations make pension fund pooling a legal requirement, promising common standards while giving funds time to reorganise.
A major UK trade mission to Los Angeles promises commercial outcomes across eight sectors, leaving one fictional suitcase desperate for proof.
