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Smart Data Challenge Prize Arrives With a Disclaimer
The Smart Data Challenge Prize report gathers finalist claims while warning readers that its figures are not independently validated.
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Fusion AI Spinout Builds Machine That Remembers Who Broke the Spreadsheet
UKAEA has spun out an engineering AI company, giving Britain a machine that can remember who broke the spreadsheet and attended none of the meetings.
Travel & Transport
Russian Fuel Ban Sets a Deadline, Then Checks Its Diary
The UK set a deadline for ending imports of refined fuel made from Russian crude, while fortnightly reviews keep the paperwork wonderfully alert.
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Offshore Wind Gives Nature a Wider Compensation Menu
New rules widen environmental compensation options for offshore wind projects, leaving a fictional dune to audit the paperwork.
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Solar Installations Pass Two Million, Roof Seeks Witness Protection
Government figures said more than 27,000 solar installations were completed in March 2026, taking UK installations beyond two million.
Business & Economy
Industrial Electricity Scheme Meets a Very Serious Meter
An industrial electricity scheme consultation meets a fictional meter with executive ambitions.
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Energy Digitalisation Framework Gives Kettles Better Data
The energy digitalisation framework seeks a connected system, while every kettle wonders whether it needs a dashboard.
Travel & Transport
England Gets a Land Use Framework and Every Field Joins In
England’s Land Use Framework asks every field to serve homes, nature, energy and food, with no room left for a quiet afternoon.
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UN Energy Report Finds PowerPoint Fully Charged
The UN energy report calls for electricity access and renewable power, once the presentation has found a socket.
Science & Technology
Onshore Wind Strategy Gives Breeze 82 Pages Of Targets
The onshore wind strategy gives Britain’s wind 82 pages of targets, 40 actions and a timetable it cannot possibly blow off.
Science & Technology
Robot Dogs Join Fusion Programme After Good Boy Review
Robot dogs promote Britain’s fusion programme after demonstrating advanced mobility, public charm and no interest in chasing the plasma.
Science & Technology
Zombie Projects Removed From Grid Queue After Failing To Produce Pulse
Zombie projects will leave the electricity grid queue after years of shuffling forward and asking whether anyone has a spare connection point.