The Lawn, in retrospect
The dates are real. The news is satire.
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World Prematurity Day has joined the official WHO calendar after global health diplomacy successfully found an empty square on 17 November.
The Splatoon anniversary marks a decade of Nintendo proving that online combat improves when everybody leaves the floor much worse.
Trojan cows face additional testing under Scottish disease-control rules, disappointing anyone expecting cattle to emerge from wooden livestock.
H5N1 cases remain under monthly WHO surveillance, creating the rare spreadsheet where every responsible person wants fewer new rows.
The Cabinet Office Board has appointed a lead non-executive member to provide challenge, oversight and an unfamiliar chair without a minister.
West Yorkshire trains will change for four weeks while passengers learn whether their disruption belongs to a weekday or weekend category.
Brighton score four at Tottenham and still miss Europe, proving a magnificent result can depend on somebody else's less convenient result.
Lake Gregory held unusually abundant water after an intense wet season, startling a desert landscape accustomed to much drier paperwork.
An Africa health partnership has been renewed to strengthen systems and emergency readiness before the next crisis sends its own invitation.
Sentimental Value follows an absent director who offers his daughter a leading role, because saying sorry apparently lacked sufficient financing.
