UK Politics & Public Life
Sewage Pollution To Be Halved, Remainder Congratulated
Sewage pollution is set to halve by 2030, leaving the remaining half with a monitor, a target and a glossy leaflet.
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Travel & Transport
Assistance Dog Reads Guidance Before Entire Family
Assistance dog travel guidance lists approved routes, leaving the dog ready and every human near a passport pocket.
Sport
Mitchell Starc Ends 100th Test Before Cake
Mitchell Starc finished his 100th Test with six for nine, leaving a commemorative cake to bat at number three.
Science & Technology
Arctic Clouds Finally Obey Lane Discipline
Arctic Clouds formed perfectly ordered streets over the Laptev Sea, giving the sky a rare example of lane discipline.
Health & Lifestyle
NHS App Delivers Support Between Reminders
The NHS App will connect people to charity support through notifications, placing practical help near the red dot.
Culture & Entertainment
Heatwave Films Explain Why Fan Has Given Notice
The BFI’s heatwave films explain why a warm tower fan and an unreachable remote have become serious cultural events.
Business & Economy
Leeds Reforms Invite Savings To Meet Growth
The Leeds Reforms invite savings to meet investment, while growth searches for the regulatory extension lead.
World
UN Energy Report Finds PowerPoint Fully Charged
The UN energy report calls for electricity access and renewable power, once the presentation has found a socket.
UK Politics & Public Life
Midlands Drought Puts Clouds On Performance Plan
The Midlands drought puts clouds on a performance plan, as dry weather and restrictions bring rain under sharp scrutiny.
Travel & Transport
Electric Car Grant Gives £3,750 To The Socket Hunt
The Electric Car Grant cuts up to £3,750 from eligible cars, leaving drivers more money for the national socket hunt.