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Ne-Yo Announces Polyamorous Relationship; Fans Envious of His Time Management Skills
In a revelation that has left both fans and mathematicians scratching their heads, R&B singer Ne-Yo recently introduced the world to his four girlfriends, collectively referred to as his "pyramid." This announcement has sparked widespread curiosity, not just about his romantic choices, but about his apparent mastery of time management.
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