Lawnland / Citizens & Honours
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Symbolic citizenship
Lawnland citizenship is an optional way to support the satire, with a personalised digital keepsake for yourself or as a gift.
Purchasing is not open. The existing citizenship journeys are previews. Trying them makes no payment, order, reservation or issued certificate.
Lucky Dip Citizenship
Intended price: £4.99 once. A randomly assigned symbolic 1 mm² reference, a citizen number and a personalised digital certificate when issued. No title.
Sir or Dame of Lawnland
Intended price: £8.49 once. An eligible chosen symbolic 1 mm² reference, a citizen number and a personalised digital certificate when issued, with Sir or Dame styling.
Both are fictional, digital keepsakes. They grant no legal citizenship, recognised honour, land ownership, access rights or passport. They do not include a subscription, physical delivery, permanent account service or public Registry profile.
Giving it as a gift
The intended gift is a PDF delivered to the purchaser to pass on. We do not collect recipient contact details or create a recipient account or newsletter subscription. Certificate names and messages are private by default.
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