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Business & Economy
Barclays Introduces New Optional Money Feature After App Outage
BARCLAYS customers spent Saturday learning a hard lesson: their money exists mostly as a rumour told by a phone. A Barclays app outage knocked out online banking and payments for hours. Cards and cash still worked. This was useful news for anyone who had kept a wallet, rather than complete faith in a spinning blue…
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